There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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