I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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