did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
