I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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