This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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