I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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