Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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