Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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