Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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