pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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