you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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