You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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