Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
