it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Your cock deserves a montage
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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