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Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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