Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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