so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
