I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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