Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Randomize
