i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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