Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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