I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
only if we run a train.
done.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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