before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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