i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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