I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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