Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
