She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Randomize
