I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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