I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
