I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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