I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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