should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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