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Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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