Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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