At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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