Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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