it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Someone shit on the floor
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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