can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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