I am in a vortex of obligation.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he puts the penis in happiness.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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