listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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