Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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