Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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