A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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