fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I queefed so loud it echoed.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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