I'm really into asian looking animals
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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