i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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