dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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