We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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