Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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