When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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