I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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