I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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