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a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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