we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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