If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I don't deserve a penis
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
