You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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