How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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